I, personally, am still gagged over the fact that And Just Like That… managed to kill Lisa’ss dad off twice over the course of three seasons, but sadly, that fact is not alluded to on the most recent episode of the show. Instead, we get some Seema flirtation, some Anthony familial drama, and, of course, a karaoke party for Charlotte’s birthday that I’m bitterly angry I didn’t get to attend. Let’s dive into (literally) every thought I had while watching Episode 7 of And Just Like That…’s third season, shall we?

1. Enough of this freaking downstairs neighbor!
2. He smokes a pipe? What is he, a ship captain?
3. Also, I don’t believe that any chapter of a book about Margaret Thatcher is “thrilling,” sorry.
4. When did he and Carrie decide to become a writer’s group?
5. OMG, Diego the boy ballerina broke up with Lily! And she’s correctly screaming about it!
6. Obsessed with Anthony’s boyfriend’s Italian shrink mom being mean…in Italian.
7. Wait just a hot minute, is that Patti LuPone?
8. Oop.
9. “A man of your size”? Get Anthony’s short ass, Patti!
10. Seema, if you’re going to get made up at a place called “Lattes and Lashes,” you need to go with the flow.
11. Joy is so real for refusing to go to this party they’re throwing for Charlotte.
12. Carrie going to lunch with Patti seems…weird. Be in Anthony’s corner, babe!
13. Damn, Patti got with a 50-year-old when she was 21?
14. “Shocking for America, but for Roma, not so much.”
15. Oh yeah, Aidan! Forgot about him.
16. It kind of seems like Carrie did too, and good riddance, maybe?
17. Wow, Patti really does not want to hear it about Anthony.
18. Damn, I wish someone bought me a “life isn’t over” gift when my first boyfriend (or person I considered a boyfriend) dumped me.
19. I kind of love that Harry has a personal shopper! I mean, he clearly doesn’t know what to get Charlotte, so why not employ someone?
20. I don’t love the personal shopper’s earrings, it must be said.
21. Harry resorting to Van Cleef & Arpels without the personal shopper doesn’t sound so bad! Marry me, Harry!
22. Are we going to see any movement between Seema and the hot gardener? Ever?
23. For that matter, how does Hot Gardener know so much about how to fix molting false eyelashes?
24. Miranda buying a karaoke machine because it was cheaper than renting is an absolute mood, and everyone should be celebrating her right now.
25. And she’s in a fun little shimmery one-shoulder jumpsuit thing!
26. Ugh, I do not want to hear this British man do karaoke. This isn’t Mamma Mia!
27. Aw, Rock is a good kid.
28. Hey, it’s Joy!
29. She hasn’t met Carrie yet? Damn.
30. “Miranda’s friend”? Damn x2.
31. This party actually does seem extremely fun, and I’m pissed I wasn’t invited.
32. Bitsy von Muffling time, baby!
33. This woman really does not miss a party, even a karaoke birthday.
34. Girls do just want to have fun!
35. Okay, yes, girls also just want to be left alone, per Lily.
36. I want to meet Bitsy’s 80-year-old friend whose face “is only 50.”
37. Carrie is sooooooo Carrie for skipping out on this party to hear a rave review of her weird fiction from Downstairs Neighbor.
38. Ooh, dog CBD.
39. Shocker, Bonnie Milligan is very good at karaoke.
40. BITSY AND ANTHONY BOYFRIEND KARAOKE DUET? Thank you, God.
41. Oh, and it’s “Shallow”???????????
42. I will never complain about this show’s writing again.
43. Is anyone going to do the Lady Gaga scream?
44. Oh shit, Bitsy’s fully going for it.
45. AH, HA-A-A-AH, AH, AH, AH-A-A-A-AAAAAAAAAH!
46. Damn, coming out to your wife’s friends as having prostate cancer at her karaoke birthday? Intense stuff.
47. I do love when the girlies’ men understand just how important they are to one another, though.
48. Remember Big fully acknowledging that the girls were the real loves of Carrie’s life on the original Sex and the City?
49. Aw, hot gardener is doing karaoke for Seema!
50. And it doesn’t sound bad, either!
51. Cab hookup!
52. A friend giving you a full-on karaoke machine? Carrie really doesn’t know how good she has it.
53. Wow, everyone really knows Carrie’s bad fiction by heart, huh?
54. I love how quickly these women in their 50s can work out fights by this point.
55. Okay, last-minute romantic intrigue!
56. Sorry, but I’m still thinking about the karaoke machine.
57. Do we think the show will sell it at the end-of-season prop sale? And if so, should I bid?